Hey chaps, chapettes, chapesas, Chap Peterson, Kevin "Chap" O'Reilly, Charlie Chaplin impressionists, the line-up of the band The Chap, the editorial staff of The Chap, and the residents of the community of Chap, Virginia:
So my life has recently undergone A Bit Of A Change. Thought you might want to see.
Her name is Beatrix Elizabeth Rose Moore, she was born on Wednesday 8th May in the evening, and she is basically already cooler than you.
So I may be a sluggish replying to email for the next week or so. I still love you!*
*But not as much as her.